His dog

Last weekend my husband and I had a great night out with our church family. It was "couples night" out at a local restaurant. Yes sir, we enjoyed prime rib, stuffed chicken breasts, garlic mashed potatoes, and alot of other dishes to make your taste buds sing--hungry yet?

Our associate pastor, also our youth pastor is the guy with games. He and his wife have a game for everything and no two people are funner in my game loving opinion. My usually quiet husband and I got picked to be contestants for The Newlywed Game. I wanted so bad to be Bob Eubanks (I love that guy) , but the pastor wouldn't let me as my husband needed a partner. Well long story short here, my husband and I got one out of 8 questions right. Don't worry, we have our first marriage counseling session on the books. Now, you may be wondering just what is that question we got right? Let me tell you.

Bob Eubanks aka Pastor Dave L:  What is the one thing you would say your wife would like to get rid of that belongs to you?

Answer: His dog. BINGO!!! SCORE!!!

This is Rupert. He talks alot to me. He is always a step behind, in front, under and over me. He loooooooves me!  And he says things like, "Get off the computer and scratch my chin, will ya".

He yawns alot, I guess he is bored easily. When he yawns it doesn't smell so good.  We all scatter.

Let's see, he takes up ALOT of space, especially on my bed. Never when the mister is home though, wouldn't dare get on the bed when the mister is home, no , no , no. He is supposed to be a guard dog, but regulary sleeps the day away, unless you count the time he jumped on the FedEx man and scared him half to death. Still waiting to be sued on that one.

And finally, he is the most......

 .....immodest and undignified little (big) bugger I have ever come across. I think Bailey is telling him to roll over and stop showing your sunshine to the world!

Yup. His dog.